Oh I’m sorry I didn’t know you were an expert on my life. Please continue while I take notes….
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*messes up a doodle*: well there goes my chances as an artist
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
Friend: Lol remember when you liked....
Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
wow you are really a rare specimen
(Source: idiotgirlchild, via raajkonna)
Replaced.
Don’t you hate it when your best friend meets someone else and all of a sudden they’re best friends now? All of a sudden, you stop hanging out. All of a sudden, you stop talking. All of a sudden, you don’t exist anymore. It’s like your whole friendship was meaningless. It hurts to know that you were replaced so easily.
(Source: anhandem, via indiene-deactivated20121110)
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
